Look, we're not economists -- but we DO know when things have gone sideways. This little beauty is our love letter to the year the penny stopped making cents.
Laser cut and engraved right here in the Ellijay scrapyard, this birch wood ornament features the Lincoln Memorial, E Pluribus Unum, and the words that needed to be said: NEVER FORGET 1793-2025. It comes complete with an actual cent embedded in the design -- because if we're losing them, we might as well memorialize one.
Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror, your emotional support lamp -- wherever you need a reminder that we're all just scavenging together out here.
Makes a perfect gift for that person who appreciates dark humor, craftsmanship, and the slow march of economic chaos.
Details:
- Laser cut and engraved birch wood
- Includes an actual penny (1793-2025, RIP)
- Red, white and blue ribbon hanger
- 5 x 5 x 1 inch
- Handcrafted in Ellijay, GA
Look, we're not economists -- but we DO know when things have gone sideways. This little beauty is our love letter to the year the penny stopped making cents.
Laser cut and engraved right here in the Ellijay scrapyard, this birch wood ornament features the Lincoln Memorial, E Pluribus Unum, and the words that needed to be said: NEVER FORGET 1793-2025. It comes complete with an actual cent embedded in the design -- because if we're losing them, we might as well memorialize one.
Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror, your emotional support lamp -- wherever you need a reminder that we're all just scavenging together out here.
Makes a perfect gift for that person who appreciates dark humor, craftsmanship, and the slow march of economic chaos.
Details:
- Laser cut and engraved birch wood
- Includes an actual penny (1793-2025, RIP)
- Red, white and blue ribbon hanger
- 5 x 5 x 1 inch
- Handcrafted in Ellijay, GA
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