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The Motherlode: Festive Ration Crate (Classic)

$35.00

// LOGISTICS UPDATE — BULK RATIONING ACTIVE //

Scavengers, forget the snack pods. We’re going for The Motherlode. One cake isn’t enough to survive a winter in the Georgia woods. You need reserves. You need a stockpile. You need the Festive Ration Crate.

I’ve scaled this one up to ‘Dumpster-Sized’ specs. It’s engineered to house one entire retail box of frosted tree-shaped cakes. We’re talking high-volume, structural-grade workshop PLA+ with reinforced icing-stripe geometry and a heavy-duty snap lid to keep the air (and the raccoons) out.

SPECS:
• Capacity: 1 Full Box of Holiday Rations (Standard Type-LD).
• Construction: High-Density Multi-Color Polymer.
• Certified: Raccoon-Tested, Workshop-Approved.

// LOGISTICS UPDATE — BULK RATIONING ACTIVE //

Scavengers, forget the snack pods. We’re going for The Motherlode. One cake isn’t enough to survive a winter in the Georgia woods. You need reserves. You need a stockpile. You need the Festive Ration Crate.

I’ve scaled this one up to ‘Dumpster-Sized’ specs. It’s engineered to house one entire retail box of frosted tree-shaped cakes. We’re talking high-volume, structural-grade workshop PLA+ with reinforced icing-stripe geometry and a heavy-duty snap lid to keep the air (and the raccoons) out.

SPECS:
• Capacity: 1 Full Box of Holiday Rations (Standard Type-LD).
• Construction: High-Density Multi-Color Polymer.
• Certified: Raccoon-Tested, Workshop-Approved.